Thursday, January 05, 2006

the one about enlisting (II)

Optimist's Guide To A Happy BMT

1) It's only 2 months and a week, that's like 9 weeks..63 days..1512 hours.

2) Hair cuts, though compulsory, cost 2 bucks. That's like way below market price.

3) For once, you get paid without using too much of your brains. (yay!)

4) You get about a day's break every 5 or 6 days or so.

5) No hair, no hassle.

6) No girls, no distraction. That is, if you're not homosexual.

7) They feed you like cows and you hardly pay a single cent.

8) Guys better than girls. We are here cos' girls can't read maps and compasses. :D

9) You get to sleep at like 1030pm.

10) In case terrorists bomb Singapore, they'll probably target main island first.


Bye bye everyone, hope to see everyone soon! Tekong Recreational Chalet here I come!

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