the one about a guest blogger
So, the dude has gone off into the land of Pulau Tekong this morning. Mr Lee has left us for good. He was remembered as a very likeable nose-digger. Okay. That was uncalled for.Mr Lee has kindly invited me to keep his blog alive by blogging while he's slogging his ass off and being fucked (not literally I hope) by the officers in camp. As I told him yesterday, he has to get used to the language used in camp. In camp, everyone scolds "FUCK" like they're greeting you "Good Morning".
"Recruit Lee! What the FUCK do you think you're FUCKING doing? This is not a FUCKING playground okay! KNN. My FUCKING grandmother can crawl faster than you run! You complain somemore! COMPLAIN ah! Fuckfaces, whole lot KNOCK IT DOWN! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! CHRISTMAS AH?! GIVE ME 10! 20! 30! DOWN DOWN DOWN!"
Ok lol that was abit extreme lah, it probably happens when the encik or officer is going through endopause. But you just have to live with it lah.
And why do I know this despite being a girl? Thanks to my 18 years of army talks from The Father and The Brothers over dinners and lunches. Haha, yah I know all about those M-16s, those standby-bed raids and all the disgusting uncouth language you get in that isolated island. But what to do? You got balls, you gotta do it. C'mon it can't be that bad can it? Mr Lee was super excited to go in! After it all, you come out like a MAN. Complete with nice tan, six pecs and a new thesaurus of vulgarities in every language u can imagine. Not bad.
I cannot help but snigger when I think of all the guys in the army now. Not that I'm mocking, but as I'm sitting in my fully air-conditioned room blogging, the guys are either lights out asleep, or having some water parade or some turn out. NYA-HA-HA.
Okay lah, I'm not that mean, lah. I sincerely hope all the guys go in good and come out even better. It's gonna be a whole new experience which you will never forget, which holds good as well as bad memories, from where you will learn new things, and even enjoy it all. Just that you will never, NEVER want to go through it all over again. To all the buggers who are fortunately still out there, it will be your turn soon to join the botaks and bask in the sweltering sun in ur Long-four uniforms.
Basically, I don't blog like this usually. I dont give a hoot about capital letters, proper punctuations as well as spelling, so long you get what I'm driving at. But since Mr Lee has kept the blog so damned organised and well punctuated with proper English and what not, I just felt obliged to maintain the standard. Trust me, I haven't been giving a *beep* about English after the A level GP paper. (that #*&$)!*@ paper)
This entry took me so long to write because I kept forgetting to add capital letters at the correct places. Who cares.
It has been quite fun blogging here. I'll probably be blogging more in the following weeks. :) Besides, the blog's PINK, dude. I'm starting to like it already. Haha.
PS: Don't mind the picture at the top right hand corner. Mr Lee asked me to change it. I don't love myself THAT much. Haha on the reason why he asked me to change, ask the man himself when he books out 2 weeks from now. :) Toodles.
posted by weihao @ 11:06 PM
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