nice day.

the one about sudden and random ramblings

You probably didn't know that..in army...


There are cut outs of scantily clad babes in bikini placed below the long table in every bunk. My section has Jessica Alba in a Fantastic 4 post card and those pictures from FHM with local girls in it. Too bad they only have a hot bod. Their faces are just...weird. I heard other bunks got Korean chicks. omgwtf.

There is a possibility of showering and getting into your No. 4 smart fore under 5 minutes. It's andrenaline pumping and endorphin spamming. Coupled with the platoon sergeant breathing down your neck, it's better than sex.

It's fucking impossible to sleep on the first night, at least for me. I slept a grand total of about 5 minutes out of the maximum possible 7 hours. Even then, I was half awake. I spent my time stoning in bed and staring at Changi Airport from my window.

They serve up big meals. Today's breakfast was 4 pieces of bread, a hotdog or 2, 1 hard-boiled egg, jam, magarine and tea. Lunch was sphagetti with meat sauce, half a corn, a chicken wing, soup and a choice between an apple or pear. Wash them down with a nice cool mug of punch.


And Big Char, I would like to clarify the nose digging part.

Nose digging is a relaxing activity that can be carried out anytime as long you are not using your nose to blow balloons and not using your index or little finger for other activites for eg. scratching your ass.

The pleasure of exploring the deep dungeons of the black and moist and seeking out loose fragments of nose shit is highly satisfying. Rolling the extricated nose shit in between 2 fingers and then flicking them around if fun and exciting and it's good practice for live firing.

What's more, it makes you breathe better. So wtf, go dig your nose pits.

posted by weihao @ 10:34 PM